Celebrate The Holidays – With CLAM CANDY CANES?????????
Well, let’s get right to it…when I saw this photo, two things went through my mind:
1 – SOMEONE HAS MADE “CLAMDY” CANES?!?!?!?!
And then:
2- I WONDER WHAT OTHER DISGUSTING FLAVORS I CAN TRY!
Well, here’s just the tip of the “wacky candy cane flavor” iceberg:
Behold Your “Candy Canes” Choices!
Well, what an assortment indeed! I feel almost “retro” for having shared these “bacon candy canes” before:
Yes, they were a gift and I hung them proudly…but little did I know that I could have expanded this idea thusly:
“Ham”dy Canes!
You could call this hilariously named cane “bacon’s older brother” if you choose…and maybe they would taste fine, but honestly, nothing would taste as good as these:
“Mac ‘n’ Cheese” Candy Canes!
I mean, how can you argue with this? I would buy this in an instant – just as I would the following “flavored canes”:
Oreo candy canes? Sure! In fact, most of these sound interesting…well, except for:
“Clamdy Canes” are just a bridge too far! I guess they would be for someone who was “naughty, not nice” this year…or you can show your displeasure this way:
“Coal” Candy Canes? Bah Humbug!
This just seems wrong…but so do the “clam” canes…I found many of these at the website “Thrillist.com”.
Check out some of these:
Thrillist has a terrific article about the wackiest candy cane flavors, many from a company called Archie McPhee’s…as they report:
For the more health-conscious, Archie McPhee also offers a kale-flavored candy cane, or a clam one — a clamdy cane — if you’re a New Englander seeking a “candy clamity.”
So now you know…for more from the “Thrillist” list, click on their story here:
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/archie-mcphees-hamdy-canes-candy-cane-flavors
Need more? How about these:
And for me, the wildest ever is the first one I shared:
The “Clamdy Canes” seem as wrong as this Christmas “TINNER”:
You might think it’s a joke, but it’s not: it’s your entire Christmas meal in a single can…click here to see more, including a vegan version!
Some of you know I am obsessed with food – and that means every year I decorate my Christmas tree this way:
With food!
Yes, I am food ornaments of all shapes and sizes – you can see them all by clicking here:
As joyful as the holidays are, wacky candy canes are just the tip of the iceberg for how humorous they are as well.
I’ll leave you with this:
Yes, that’s a funny holiday meme, and here are many more – just click on the link to see and be prepared to laugh:
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Let me know which of these candy cane flavors you are willing to try!
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The first candy canes Clara ever tried had a strip of sriracha in the middle. I almost ruined candy canes for forever! I bought the bacon ones this year. Kids were not impressed. 😂
My son raced after an ice cream truck once and bought a popsicle that was tamarind flavor! We still laugh at the look on his face when he tasted it! Thanks for the comment!
Call me old-fashioned, (I am) but I think candy canes should taste of candy. Every one of those other flavours just screams “Wrong!” to me. 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
Oh my! Nice to have different colors, but hold the flavors, please! 🙂
I’m pretty open to sweet flavors, but ‘clam-dy canes,’ don’t do it for me )
No clams please.