Celebrate The Holidays – With CLAM CANDY CANES?????????
Well, let’s get right to it…when I saw this photo, this went through my mind:
“SOMEONE HAS MADE “CLAMDY” CANES?!?!?!?! Count Me In!”
OK, you have guessed correctly that these “Clamdy Canes” are just the beginning…Because when I saw these I immediate thought:
“I WONDER WHAT OTHER DISGUSTING FLAVORS I CAN TRY!”
Well, here’s just the tip of the “wacky candy cane flavor” iceberg:
Behold Your “Candy Canes” Choices!
Well, what an assortment indeed! From Bacon to Wasabi to Gravy and Coal, there seem to be no limits to what flavor can show up in your holiday candy cane!
I feel almost “retro” for having shared these “bacon candy canes” before:
Yes, they were a gift and I hung them proudly on my Christmas tree…but little did I know that I could have expanded this idea thusly:
“Ham”dy Canes!
You could call this hilariously named cane “bacon’s older brother” if you choose…and maybe they would taste fine, but honestly, nothing would taste as good as these:
“Mac ‘n’ Cheese” Candy Canes!
I mean, how can you argue with this? I would buy this in an instant – just as I would the following “flavored canes”:
Oreo candy canes? Sure! In fact, most of these sound interesting…well, except for:
“Clamdy Canes” are just a bridge too far! I guess they would be for someone who was “naughty, not nice” this year…or you can show your displeasure this way:
“Coal” Candy Canes? Bah Humbug!
This just seems wrong…but so do the “clam” canes…I found many of these at the website “Thrillist.com”.
Check out some of these:
Thrillist has a terrific article about the wackiest candy cane flavors, many from a company called Archie McPhee’s…as they report:
For the more health-conscious, Archie McPhee also offers a kale-flavored candy cane, or a clam one — a clamdy cane — if you’re a New Englander seeking a “candy clamity.”
So now you know…for more from the “Thrillist” list, click on their story here:
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/archie-mcphees-hamdy-canes-candy-cane-flavors
Need more? How about these:
And my son-in-law Mike, who love to smoke meats, might love this one:
And for me, the wildest ever is the first one I shared:
The “Clamdy Canes” seem as wrong as this Christmas “TINNER”:
You might think it’s a joke, but it’s not: it’s your entire Christmas meal in a single can…click here to see more, including a vegan version!
Some of you know I am obsessed with food – and that means every year I decorate my Christmas tree this way:
With Food!
Yes, I hang food ornaments of all shapes and sizes – you can see them all by clicking here:
As joyful as the holidays are, wacky candy canes are just the tip of the iceberg for how humorous they are as well.
I’ll leave you with this:
Yes, that’s a funny holiday meme, and here are many more – just click on the link to see and be prepared to laugh:
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Let me know which of these candy cane flavors you are willing to try!
Categories: Bite Eat Swallow, Bite! Eat! Repeat!, Eat This!, Food, Food Pictures, Food Porn, Wacky Food, World's Wildest Food
Bite! Eat! Repeat! 
What will people think of next 😆
The pickle and the wasabi sound good. The rest will be lovely hanging on a tree, they last for many seasons you know.
love how creative they are with their flavors, something for everyone !
No, just no
Most of those flavours get a big NO from me, John. Especially clam! 😊
Best wishes, Pete.
I would put them on the tree as a “dare” but agree…peppermint or nothing!